Innovatively designed massager is spot-on—for pleasure
If you or someone you know has a fondness for anal stimulation, especially of the prostate variety, I heartily suggest either of you rush out and get Lelo’s HUGO™ 2 Remote toy as soon as possible.
Not only is the HUGO™ 2 Remote specifically designed for comfortable and effective prostate play, but it also comes with a unique remote system, making it twice as enjoyable.
What you need
It’s easy to say a sextech device has been maximized, updated, or improved, and quite another when those tired, old advertising buzzwords are actual, factual reality.
As you may have guessed, I really do feel the HUGO™ 2 Remote is precisely that toy.
In addition to its ergonomic shape, which makes it effortless to insert and get where its eight different vibrational settings can do the most good, its twenty percent power boost means that when it did hit the mark, it got me where I wanted to go faster than practically any other prostate massager I’ve used.
What you want
Though I was sent a HUGO™ 2 and a HUGO™ 2 Remote, I chose to focus on the latter due to its unusual—and surprisingly exciting—set-up.
When I get a toy and remote combo to check, both are often charged via a USB cable.
Not so with the HUGO™ 2 Remote. Or, to be more accurate, one is, and one isn’t as the toy itself has a USB port while the remote requires a pair of AAA batteries.
I initially thought this was a somewhat weird decision on the manufacturer’s part. However, after thinking further, I realized it’s actually quite brilliant.
After all, few things are as annoying as wanting to fool around with a remotely operated state-of-the-art pleasure device only to find out either or both is deader-than-a-proverbial-doornail.
Sure, the toy part of the HUGO™ 2 Remote combo still needs a two-hour charge for half that in playtime, but at least all that’s necessary to get the remote up and running is having a few extra batteries lying around.
What really, really works
Vibration-wise, the HUGO™ 2 Remote has eight unique patterns delivered by its set of twin motors, which are selectable through the toy’s built-in controls, its remote control, or the smartphone app.
Making the remote is a whole lotta fun to use as it’s built around SenseMotion™ technology so you only have to turn, twist, or lift it to speed up, slow down, or cycle through the toys settings or lower levels.
What, alas, doesn’t
Unfortunately I experienced one real difficulty while test driving my HUGO™ 2 Remote, mostly that however hard I tried, I could not get it to work with the app.
Not a huge deal, but disappointing nonetheless. Fortunately, it’s remote—despite taking longer than I would have liked—was much less problematic.
It’s also worth mentioning that, like with many toys I’ve reviewed, the ridiculously tiny manual is less than useless—making me sympathize again with those who have less-than-ideal eyesight, like myself, or don’t have access to a computer and might be unable to access the actually readable PDF version.
Back to the app, I wish Lelo would learn from other sextech companies and rethink its layout and features. As it is now, attempting to navigate, let alone log-in, made me growl in frustration.
All in all, more than worth it
Also, like my other reviews for Lelo’s products, I have to give their HUGO™ 2 Remote top marks and highly recommend it to anyone with a prostate.
Its powerful twin motors, overall brilliantly designed shape and pleasure-enhancing engineering, novel and surprisingly comfortable remote, and Lelo’s SenseMotion™ technology make operating it a breeze.
So much so, I totally forgot about needing to actually touch it, instead relishing in how I could simply lie back, wave its remote around, and enjoy the ride.
Adding all of this together guarantees you or any of your prostate-owning playmates will have a good and—maybe even a great time—playing with a HUGO™ 2 Remote as well.
Image Sources: Lelo
