Quietly Exciting: Trying Kiiroo’s New ProWand Vibrator

M. Christian
6 Min Read

A surprisingly powerful handheld sextoy is sure to please—and arouse

There’s a world of different things to weigh when shopping for a personal pleasure device: affordability, versatility, reliability, and—though some may not openly admit it—how make-us-weak-in-the-knees powerful it is.

Alas, vibrationally potent sextoys often bring with them another important factor worthy of consideration, i.e., for all their power, will they end up being too loud to unselfconsciously enjoy?  

Thankfully, the sextech boffins at Kiiroo have just released their ProWand, a relatively low-cost, impressively reliable, exceptionally versatile, remarkably powerful, and, best of all, pleasantly quiet vibrator.

Shush, we’re having fun

Well, mostly quiet, as when cranked up to its max vibrations, the ProWand may not be exactly soundness, though when compared against its bigger cousins, it’s much less, shall we say, obvious?  

Not Kiiroo’s ProWand’s some sort of a sextech wallflower.  Far from it, as the moment you switch it on, you’ll immediately notice how festive its multi-colored, super-bright LED rear section is.  

RECOMMENDED READ: The Best Sex Toys for Couples in Long-Distance Relationships [UPDATED]

Whether it’s pulsing red while charging, blue when ready to go, or running up and down the spectrum when controlled via the FeelConnect Bluetooth smartphone app or via its built-in controls, the ProWand is like having a rave between your legs.

Small, but mighty

At nine inches long and a maximum of one and a half inches in diameter, you’d think the ProWand’s medium-sizedness wouldn’t deliver in the arousal department, but to Kiiroo’s credit, nothing would be further from the truth.  

Boasting a total of thirteen different power levels and pre-installed vibration patterns—more when linked to the FeelConnect app—combned with its main end’s outstanding flexibility, the ProWand’s a great, all-around toy for those seeking to rev up their sexytime adventuring or cam performers looking to add a kaleidoscopic spark to their shows.

When the sextoy industry appears like it’s playing a game of how invisible they can make their controls, it’s refreshing to finally get hold of one with big, effortless-to-find, and simple-to-operate buttons.  Bravo, we say—bravo!

What you get

Along with the toy itself, the ProWand ships with a magnetic USB charging cord—and that’s it.  Rather than include an instruction manual, Kiiroo made the bold, and well thought-out decision to instead print a basic how-to guide right on the toy’s interior packaging. 

Once charged, the ProWand is good for around ten hours of continuous use. Good news for all you performers out there: it’s waterproof, compatible with sixteen separate cam sites, and can be wirelessly linked to any number of other Kiiroo smart toys or operate remotely through the FeelConnect app.

Likewise, the app can set the ProWand to interactively vibrate along with various adult content sites or any nearby ambient noises or loud music.

Quibble time

After spending a good deal of largely fun time with the ProWand, we found that when it was at its highest power level, it became increasingly challenging to hold, let alone comfortably control.  

In the future, Kiiroo will hopefully give their ProWand 2.0 a textured grip, but in the meantime, users may want to periodically dial it back a bit or find a more comfortable position to hold onto it.

As the ProWand is a smart little vibrator, we should mention that while the current FeelConnect app is a well-deserved improvement over its previous interactions, it’s still not as intuitive or has as many features as its competitors.  

For example, connecting it to the ProWand could have been way easier, and when finally linked up, it was still difficult to figure out what does what.

If I had to add anything else, guess it’d be while the ProWand is undoubtedly a joyfully flamboyant toy, unless you’re planning on putting on a show or your space is especially gloomy, it’s frequently eye-achingly bright LEDs could be more—as in much more—distracting than entertaining.

In a similar vein, you also may want to hide your ProWand when charging it, as while perfect for those not wanting other people to know what they’re up to, its pulsing handle isn’t what anyone would call inconspicuous

Above-the-line

Minor criticisms aside, we unhesitatingly recommend Kiiroo’s ProWand for anyone interested in an uncommonly powerful, conveniently portable, with innovative features, and—not forgetting it is also an eye-popping, bordering on psychedelic—vibrator.

Image Sources: Kiiroo

Share This Article
Follow:
M.Christian (they/them) loves nothing better than exploring the intersections of sex and technology—and speculating on the future of both. A highly regarded erotica writer they have six novels,12 collections, 100+ short stories, and 25 anthologies as an editor to their name. Their non-fiction regularly appears in many sites, but they're most proud of being a regular contributor to Future of Sex. Of their erotic fiction, Tristan Taormino said that “M.Christian is a literary stylist of the highest caliber: smart, funny, frightening, sexy—there's nothing [they] can't write about… and brilliantly.” Reflecting their unique ability to sympathetically and convincingly write for a range of genders and sexual orientations, their stories have appeared in multiple editions of Best American Erotica, Best Gay Erotica, Best Lesbian Erotica, The Mammoth Books of Erotica, and others. Their collection of gay erotic fiction, Dirty Words, was a finalist for the Lambda Literary Award. While a majority of their stories have been collected into books like Dirty Words, their fondness for combining sex and science fiction is clearly evident in collections that include Rude Mechanicals, Technorotica, Better Than The Real Thing, Skin Effect Effect, Bachelor Machine, and Hard Drive: The Best Sci-Fi Erotica of M.Christian. As a novelist, M.Christian’s versatility is on full display with Running Dry, The Very Bloody Marys, Brushes, Painted Doll; and the somewhat controversial queer BDSM/horror/thrillers Finger's Breadth, and Me2. M.Christian has worked on the industry’s production side as an Associate Publisher for Renaissance E Books and as a Publisher for Digital Parchment Services. The latter dedicated to celebrating the works of science-fiction legends such as William Rotsler, Jerome Bixby, Jody Scott, Arthur Byron Cover, Ernest Hogan, and James Van Hise. Covering topics like BDSM safety, sexual education, senior sexuality concerns, queer and gender issues, plus reviewing a variety of sex tech products, M.Christian’s non-fiction has appeared on sites like Kinkly, Tickle.Life, Sexpert, Queer Majority, Sex for Every Body, and—of course—their ongoing work for Future of Sex. If there’s anything M.Christian enjoys more than writing, it’s teaching. A featured presenter, sometimes with their friend Ralph Greco Jr, at national sex and BDSM events, they have lectured on kink play (with an emphasis on safety), polyamory, boosting sexual creativity, and erotica writing--for beginners or those wanting to go pro. M.Christian is a cohost on two popular sex-education podcasts: Love’s Outer Limits with Dr. Amy Marsh and Licking Non-Vanilla with Ralph Greco, Jr.